Industrial Design, Now on Your Feet (For $220)
Remember when shoes were just... shoes? Not anymore. Meet CyberShoes — the $220 slip-ons pretending to be Tesla’s Cybertruck. Built by 2‑LA (no, not Tesla), these 3D‑printed sneakers look like they came off a CAD file and landed in a sneaker drop.
They're rigid, they're angular, and they scream, “I like trucks. On my feet.”
The Specs You Didn’t Ask For
- Fully 3D-printed: Because traditional soles are too mainstream
- No laces: You’re not tying shoes in 2025
- Lattice cushioning: Bouncy enough to say “tech” but not enough to jog
- Weight: 13 oz (a small price to pay for fashion architecture)
- Material: Photopolymer resin (read: don’t wear in direct sun)
Available in grayscale tones to match your Cybertruck or your sense of existential dread.
Comfort, Sort Of
Walkable? Sure. Runners? Not unless you're being chased.
Good for standing? As long as you’re doing it indoors.
Wearable in summer? Not unless you enjoy melted resin between your toes.
Tesla? Not Even Remotely
Let’s be clear: Tesla didn’t make these. But the design is loud enough to make people think they did. Which is probably the point.
It’s fan service with foot support. No logo needed — the edges do all the talking.
In Conclusion: Brutalist Footwear for the Optimistically Delusional
CyberShoes exist because someone saw the Cybertruck and thought, “You know what this design needs? Less utility and more toe exposure.” And now here we are.
If you've ever wanted your feet to look like a dystopian concept car, congratulations — your oddly specific wish has been granted. @ 2‑LA.
